Snowboarding and Karl Rove

I was recently reading a glossary of "Snowboarding Lingo" on the back of a Honeycombs box. I learned that when a snowboarder is about to fall and is flailing his arms in a circular fashion to try to avoid the inevitable, it is called “rolling down the windows” because the action simulates the action of manually rolling down the windows in a car. However, there are no actual snowboarders who have ever manually rolled down the windows in their car. (1972?) That’s how I know that “Snowboarding Lingo” is actually part of a secret KarlRovian plot to takeover the country by the hand of our drunken youth. And I think Honeycombs is in on it, too.