Turns out, idle hands are not the devil's workshop.

Idling cars are. If you're going to be sitting more than 10 seconds, turn off the engine!

Did you know that for every two minutes you spend idling you use the same amount of fuel as one mile driving? Read on!

"Correct me if I'm wrong."

Why do people say this? Is there really a shortage of people who will do the job voluntarily?

Fellow Countrymen: Whether you love your cat, hate the war or care about unborn children, one bumper sticker is enough to tell the story.

Two is more than a thorough job. Really, any more in completely unnecessary.

I feel weird when store clerks compliment clothing I'm about to pay for.

I'm not sure whether to say "thank you" because technically, at that point, the clothing is still theirs.

I just saw a homeless woman wearing a Harvard sweatshirt and for a split second I thought I was looking at an editorial cartoon.

Sometimes I think we're all just open wounds on legs.

The DVR remote control has done wonders for spousal relations.

Kudos to the system that brought back seat driving into the living room. 

Stop. Stop! STOP! STOP!!!

I forgot to bring my kids to any of their activities this week.

They may be "over scheduled," but at least they're not "over participating."

Where's the shadow's shadow?

The centrifugal force of Space Mountain may have sucked mine out, but at least it left my 6-year old's brain intact.

I spent the last 7 days in Orlando and didn't have one interesting thought the whole time.

Don't get me wrong. I had a whole lot of fun. Just not a whole lot of thoughts.

I highly recommend it.

theshortestblogintheworld is on vacation!

Thanks for reading and please do come back May 12! Have a great week!

I think the Miley Cyrus photo is gorgeous.

The 15-year-old calling Annie Leibovitz "cute" was shocking, inappropriate and disturbing.