Friday, May 30, 2008

Turns out, idle hands are not the devil's workshop.

Idling cars are. If you're going to be sitting more than 10 seconds, turn off the engine!

Did you know that for every two minutes you spend idling you use the same amount of fuel as one mile driving? Read on!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

"Correct me if I'm wrong."

Why do people say this? Is there really a shortage of people who will do the job voluntarily?

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I feel weird when store clerks compliment clothing I'm about to pay for.

I'm not sure whether to say "thank you" because technically, at that point, the clothing is still theirs.

Monday, May 19, 2008

The DVR remote control has done wonders for spousal relations.

Kudos to the system that brought back seat driving into the living room. 
Stop. Stop! STOP! STOP!!!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Where's the shadow's shadow?

The centrifugal force of Space Mountain may have sucked mine out, but at least it left my 6-year old's brain intact.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Friday, May 2, 2008

I think the Miley Cyrus photo is gorgeous.

The 15-year-old calling Annie Leibovitz "cute" was shocking, inappropriate and disturbing.