Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Marriage is awesome. And I mean that 100% sarcastically and 100% sincerely all at the same time.

And, by the way, I have the best husband in the whole wide world. (I mean that sincerely.) And today is our 14th anniversary.

Sunday, September 5, 2010


I wish this worked in my line of work.
Due date: When it's done.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Why isn't combobulated a word? What can't there be moments when everything comes together and makes total sense?

How can there be a 'dis' version of a non-word? I would like that word.

Friend: Amy, how did that project turn out?
Amy: Oh, it was fantastic. At first things were hectic and unorganized, but just in time everything became combobulated.
Friend: That's great! And, by the way, here's a million dollars.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Just got back from an amazing vacation in the middle of Maine where people really know what the important things in life are.

Hint: New cars and new shoes are not two of them.

Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Maine.
Every time I visit a new state, I like this country even more.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

I think the whole idea of black holes was invented by super smart people to freak the rest of us out.

It is their way of getting revenge for taking so much abuse in school. If you listen to the description of a black hole it was obviously thought of by someone as they were receiving a good, old-fashioned swirly.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Here is a shower designed by a man.

My apologies to anyone who was parking in the parking garage across the street.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Road trip wisdom: There is a reason they call Missouri the "Show Me State".

This from a rest stop in Missouri.

My apologies to anyone who saw these road trip posts on Twitter. Some things are just really worth sharing. Apparently.