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Thursday, December 19, 2013

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Amazon Prime kept its end of the bargain...

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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Saw a guy riding a motorcycle recklessly while smoking a cigarette this morning. I guess the cigarette is plan B.

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

You know those Skype apps that let you look like a clown or like you're on a roller coaster? What they really need is one that makes freelancers look like they're showered and dressed.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

I have no idea why there would be a blimp flying over my house today.

Is there Driver's Ed for blimps?
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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Just got back from LA. I fear I have tapas elbow.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013

I just turned an end piece of bread into a regular piece of bread with a simple kitchen knife.

I may as well go back to bed because there is no topping that today.

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Monday, April 29, 2013

It seems like everybody just wants everybody ELSE to stop texting while driving.

10 and 2, friends.

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Monday, April 1, 2013

The 1st jelly bean is so much better than the 57th.

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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Starbucks on Easter is adorable. Nobody knows the drill.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

My kids are weighing their heads. Too many snow days?

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Saturday, March 2, 2013

Okay, okay...I won't order the seafood.


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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

It was really thoughtful of them to repeat the phone number in an email.


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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Tricky vampires.


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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

I like the Starbucks baristas who talk to me like we both know they're there for the health insurance.

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Saturday, January 12, 2013

For loner babies.


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