Chanukah is Spanish for Christmas.

Sorry. Sometimes when I have nothing to say I just say something my kid said.

I've always wanted to sponsor one of those garden medians on busy roads and pave it.

I keep hearing people competitively discussing who feels the gas price pain more by comparing how much it costs to fill their tank.

FYI: This is not the right math.

A moment of #@$%ing silence.

RIP, George Carlin. You were one funny guy.

Who was 71.

:D ;) :) :l :( :0

Cubicle Pain Chart

My goal is that eventually whatever you Google, you get to theshortestblogintheworld. Here are the latest Google entries that brought you here.

Welcome new readers. And thanks for Googling:

 

another word for impatient

shortest Catcher in the Rye notes

vote for prom king sayings

shortest lady in the world

chickenfight.com

hangman with words for six year old

tattoo cats

i want to read a blog

things people googled

how far should printer be from your desk

people who feel weird

"old lover" pregnant

"shut the #%^ up when you're talking to me"

shortest mother in the world

i wish i was there to help quotes

fellow countrymen definition

flies or fly which came first

was Tim Russert an organ donor

Ah, it's crazy...

Four handy syllables silently agreed on by the "36 and over" masses to be an acceptable end to any conversation deemed not going anywhere.

Tim Russert. 58.

Interesting. This underwear wasn't thong-style when I put it on this morning.

It must be magic underwear!

Forget economic stimulus packages, let's legalize gay marriage!

California is expecting a $684 million boost to its economy thanks to upcoming same-sex marriages. Let's ensure economic stability and human rights with one fell swoop. Go America!

I've never utilized anything.

I use things. I like using things. I don't think utilizing anything would be fun. 

Nobody ever utilizes a water balloon.

Do you read my blog?

I'd like to know how many people read my blog, but I'm not very technical. I did sign up for sitemeter which tells me how many hits I get each day, but I don't now how many different people those hits represent. So, if you read can you just yell out, "I DO!" and I'll count you all up.

Thanks.

Whenever someone famous dies every news article lists their age (usually in the headline) proving once and for all that it is a competition.