The best thing about a full moon is that photos never do it justice so I'm forced to just stop and take it in. In the moment. Just me & the universe.

Here's an absolutely worthless photo I took of the beautiful full moon.

"God did not put me on this Earth to negotiate who could look at whose Calvin and Hobbes book at the breakfast table every morning."

I said it. But even as the words were coming out of my mouth I wasn't sure it was true.

Last night I took a birthday party of 10 year olds to Lazer Tag. On my way in a teenager on the way out asked me if I was Octomom.

I am so happy the next generation is funny.

Today I'm trying to move from perfectionism to really goodtionism.

I was never going to be perfect anyway.

Universal truth: No parent wants to run into someone they know at Burger King.

After one month of owning a car with many voice activated features, I've come to one conclusion: I don't want to talk to my car.

"Do not speak unless you can improve on silence. " - Zen saying

And so no blog post today.

Road trip wisdom: There is a reason they call Missouri the "Show Me State".

This from a rest stop in Missouri.

My apologies to anyone who saw these road trip posts on Twitter. Some things are just really worth sharing. Apparently.

Road trip wisdom: Dual-zone climate control. Waaaaaaay less expensive than marriage counseling.

I did not alter a thing before taking this photo.

Road trip wisdom: On any highway the number of porn shops is directly proportionate to the number of Jesus billboards.

I'm not judging either side, just saying all things seem to even each other out in the end.