theshortestblogintheworld
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Thursday, August 3, 2017
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Monday, December 22, 2014
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Friday, July 25, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
12 yo Son (frantic, wearing one shoe): Can you pleeeaaassseeee help me find my other shoe???
Me: Sure.
12yo Son: Okay.....it looks EXACTLY like this one.
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12yo Son: Okay.....it looks EXACTLY like this one.
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Friday, May 30, 2014
Monday, May 5, 2014
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
I just turned an end piece of bread into a regular piece of bread with a simple kitchen knife.
I may as well go back to bed because there is no topping that today.
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Monday, April 29, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Monday, November 26, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
I love that little kids aren't embarrassed to wear diapers.
I think there is a lesson in here for all of us.
Just got back from Target.
Look out world! The Flanagan boys are wearing pants all the way down to the ankles tomorrow.
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
We were psyched to discover the other dad exploring the tide pools with us happened to be a marine biologist.
He was psyched he finally got to yell, "Yes, I'm a marine biologist!" on a beach.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
My 10yo was cast as Mowgli in The Jungle Book.
I'm pretty sure the way he shows up in the morning looking like he was raised by wolves got him the part.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Getting your ice cream in a cup is like sitting in a jacuzzi without bubbles.
Sure, it's still getting the job done, but it's just not what you should do with friends.
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Monday, May 21, 2012
This morning I had to use a port-a-potty and there was a mirror in it.
Who wants to see themselves in a port-a-potty?
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Have you noticed that everyone thinks they are the most sane person in their family?
This, of course, is impossible. But I think it's proof we're all nuts.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Today my car failed inspection because the license plates were too banged up.
Maybe it's not my license plates they should take away.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Monday, November 21, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Never call an audible on your undergarments, ladies.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Homonyms can be dangerous.
Acupuncturist: I'm going to put the needles right into your sole.
Me: WHAT?? MY SOUL??
Acupuncturist: Don't worry, they're tiny needles and I do it right up by the toes.
Me: WHAT?? MY SOUL??
Acupuncturist: Don't worry, they're tiny needles and I do it right up by the toes.
Monday, September 12, 2011
I now have one in 4th grade and the other starting middle school.
I think I'm having a mid-school crisis.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Today I saw a woman driving a Prius throw a cigarette out her window.
I am too confused by this to even comment.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Today was a Pompeii day.
My husband will come home to unmade beds. Bread still in the toaster. Half glasses of milk on the counter.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
From my 11 yo, at the mall on Mother's Day.
"It would be funny if there were a big chair set up and people lined up to sit on a mom's lap and get their picture taken."
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
I wonder what percentage of all content in autobiographies is true.
And is it higher or lower than the percentage of content shared with therapists that's true?
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
I love how the whole country just somehow knows that #2 means, you know, #2.
It's the one thing we can all come together on. It never has to be made official or taught by anyone. Total harmony. That's why, when people say "Sh** happens," I assume they are talking about Americans uniting in harmonious agreement.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
This is me guest blogging on another site.
Right here.
But I swear, my job is not as easy as it sounds.
It's as fun as it sounds, but not as easy as it sounds.
But I swear, my job is not as easy as it sounds.
It's as fun as it sounds, but not as easy as it sounds.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Friday, December 17, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
The sherrif's department just came to serve an eviction notice to a person who does not live here.
My very first thought was, "Wow, is he under here somewhere?"
Monday, December 13, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Coming back from Canada, I almost got fined $5000 for accidentally driving through the wrong check booth at US Customs and Border Control.
I'm not asking for bigger government. Just a government with bigger signs.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
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