The boxes are still the best part of the gift.

Did they really name their company Ho Logic?

I love that little kids aren't embarrassed to wear diapers.

I think there is a lesson in here for all of us.

Just got back from Target.

Look out world! The Flanagan boys are wearing pants all the way down to the ankles tomorrow.

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Poor thing. Has no idea what's coming.

Happy Halloween!

Why would anyone go fishing during a hurricane?

Aren't the fish already having a bad enough day?

The white flag of motherhood.

We were psyched to discover the other dad exploring the tide pools with us happened to be a marine biologist.

He was psyched he finally got to yell, "Yes, I'm a marine biologist!" on a beach.

In the great big sky I saw one silly-shaped little cloud and let out a sigh of relief knowing Dr. Seuss was in charge today.

My 10yo was cast as Mowgli in The Jungle Book.

I'm pretty sure the way he shows up in the morning looking like he was raised by wolves got him the part.

Getting your ice cream in a cup is like sitting in a jacuzzi without bubbles.

Sure, it's still getting the job done, but it's just not what you should do with friends.


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This morning I had to use a port-a-potty and there was a mirror in it.

Who wants to see themselves in a port-a-potty?


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Have you noticed that everyone thinks they are the most sane person in their family?

This, of course, is impossible. But I think it's proof we're all nuts.

Suspiciously similar. Because it's better than looking for "anyone"?

Today my car failed inspection because the license plates were too banged up.

Maybe it's not my license plates they should take away.

On the first beautiful spring day in Boston, it's easy to think winter will never return.

Why do recipes always tell me to save time by chopping things ahead? Are there more hours in the day before the day I want dinner?

If what comes around really goes around none of us will ever need to buy new bubblewrap.

I should never know what color gum you are chewing.

Wouldn't it be great if art was currency so the kind of people who spent their whole lives thinking about art ruled the world?

Wait. This is optional?

If I had made a New Year's resolution to have Ben and Jerry's for breakfast more often I would be doing great right now.