Thursday, January 29, 2009

If you want something done NOW, ask a 9 year old.

Mine just ran down the stairs and through the house naked and dripping wet to say he was happy the new shampoo was not tested on animals.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

You're not going to believe what happened to me on the plane.

For those of you who read regularly, you know how I feel about airplane bathrooms
Well, on this airplane, the light was not connected to the lock. (I did not realize this until it was too late.) As I started my business I was actually thinking about how I could feel confidence in the lock because the light was on when low and behold the door opens! Suffice it to say, my dignity was not shielded by darkness. And I worried about that plane's engines for the rest of the flight.

Monday, January 5, 2009

I may have lost a laptop, but I gained some insight.

State Police are a lot nicer when you're 41 and looking for a missing laptop at Logan Airport than they are when you're 21 and peeing on someone else's patio at 3am.

No, Aunt Pat. That never happened.