Sunday, March 30, 2008

Tattoos are like cats.

Having one or two shows character. More than that and you're just asking for an intervention.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THESHORTESTBLOGINTHEWORLD!!

It's the one year anniversary since my very first post. Thank you all for reading! Thank you all for commenting! I don't always answer your comments, in keeping with the theme of the blog, but I read and love every one of them. AND A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS LINKED YOUR BLOG TO MINE! Thank you:
socialmediaguy.com
royjohnsonlive.com
unclecrappy.wordpress.com
indecision2008.com
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bythewaybetch.blogspot.com
jerseysjov.blogspot.com
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anygryathsmamama.blogspot.com
cardiogirl.net
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heyheyjennay.blogspot.com
scottmonty.com
mycuppatea.wordpress.com
and all of you who mentioned me on twitter!
(If I left you out, please remind me. I'm not good at keeping track of this stuff!)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Up with hineys!

Down with a terrible cold, I literally blew through every tissue in the house. Substituting with tp, I was shocked to realize how not-as-soft-as-our-facial-tissues our tp is! Unfair to hineys! Now I'm on a pro-hiney campaign. Please remember hiney rights in your home.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

What if this is hell?

You have to sit in a room and listen to every word you said while you where alive.