tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11933802289226842842024-02-18T23:24:02.938-08:00theshortestblogintheworldYour starter blog.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.comBlogger550125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-34156213664602685962017-08-03T10:22:00.001-07:002017-08-03T10:22:54.674-07:00Invasive plant species scare me. I think they are listening.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-14560587594763968192015-03-18T10:56:00.002-07:002015-03-18T10:56:59.891-07:00We really flatter ourselves when we call them "travel mugs".Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-26879549622130121522015-02-24T13:56:00.000-08:002015-02-26T14:56:52.718-08:00And then, after eeeeeverything else has already been invented...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-71553094973519451732014-12-22T12:14:00.005-08:002015-02-26T13:51:51.841-08:00Things only a parent would say: Oh, it's just a used BandAid.Today, I'll take it.<br />
<br />Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-88125348193601641512014-12-07T07:00:00.003-08:002014-12-07T07:00:25.752-08:00I think it's beautiful, in a weird way, that my wedding rings have left a callous on my hand.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-25406066812116220312014-11-18T13:32:00.002-08:002014-11-18T13:32:09.461-08:00The bright side of today: I got to see what the inside of an iPhone looks like.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-87361562980473893372014-10-15T06:34:00.001-07:002015-02-26T13:52:12.779-08:00My son asks: if we have silent letters, why don't we have invisible letters that we say but don't see? Excellent question.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-9299864103451100452014-08-16T15:11:00.000-07:002015-02-26T15:11:56.921-08:00Boys could be locked in a completely empty room and still find something to throw.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-85336068167497246332014-08-07T15:12:00.000-07:002015-02-26T15:12:34.761-08:00OH in my car full of teenagers this morning: When someone texts you "Dude" the "where are you" is implied.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-59658271149255922452014-07-25T15:06:00.000-07:002015-02-26T16:05:11.185-08:00And yet I see one parked RIGHT THERE. Did that dude really think he would get away with it?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-48463527936697128262014-06-13T15:14:00.000-07:002019-05-07T08:41:40.193-07:0012 yo Son (frantic, wearing one shoe): Can you pleeeaaassseeee help me find my other shoe???<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , "lucida grande" , "tahoma" , "verdana" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">Me: Sure.</span><br />
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<br />Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-58905911800082775592014-04-19T07:14:00.000-07:002014-05-05T07:14:12.003-07:00Ever since I found out eggshells were filled with calcium, baking has become so much less stressful.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-10928714064374656922014-03-28T07:09:00.000-07:002014-05-05T07:10:55.834-07:00Stepped on. Didn't slip. I OWN this day.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-20048582206896312082013-12-19T15:19:00.000-08:002015-02-26T15:20:01.186-08:00The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Amazon Prime kept its end of the bargain...Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-58711233134685724742013-09-19T07:11:00.002-07:002013-09-19T07:11:23.349-07:00Saw a guy riding a motorcycle recklessly while smoking a cigarette this morning. I guess the cigarette is plan B.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-53037744880920224282013-07-30T09:41:00.000-07:002013-07-30T09:41:06.723-07:00You know those Skype apps that let you look like a clown or like you're on a roller coaster? What they really need is one that makes freelancers look like they're showered and dressed.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-31042044072662664812013-06-25T15:19:00.000-07:002013-06-25T15:19:03.430-07:00I have no idea why there would be a blimp flying over my house today.Is there Driver's Ed for blimps?Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-18229798294104908332013-06-01T14:34:00.000-07:002019-05-07T09:00:04.603-07:00Just got back from LA. I fear I have tapas elbow.Amy Flanaganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05683511295061386223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1193380228922684284.post-90457884103770761062013-05-23T14:36:00.000-07:002014-05-05T07:24:24.003-07:00I just turned an end piece of bread into a regular piece of bread with a simple kitchen knife. <div style="text-align: left;">
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