Thursday, April 2, 2009

Nevermind overachieving, I can't believe how many things I have to say over and over a day just to keep my kids alive.

Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Drink your water. Put on a coat. Take your vitamin. Take your vitamin. Eat. Eat. Eat. Don't stick that in there. Look both ways. Look both ways. Make sure you look both ways. Wear your helmet. Stay by my side. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Eat. Eat. Eat.

8 comments:

Kristin Summerlin said...

Too funny. Just heard Michael J. Fox on Letterman say having a small child is basically being on "suicide watch," i.e. "No! Please don't pee on that outlet!" (Or something to that effect.)

rockandrollguru said...

Not to mention, "Please pick that up." Our darlin' daughters are now thirteen and it sometimes feels like that is every other phrase that comes out of my
mouth :-)

The other me said...

What a great mom you are....on my list would be at least 546372 PLEASE be QUIETs! and many, many Get DOWN from there!s

Jim Storer said...

A couple more to add to you already great list:
- 3...2....1 1/2....1 1/4....1 1/8.....1!
- hold my hand in the parking lot
-don't sit that close to the TV.

keep up the good work!

:-)

Jayar said...

Imagine a teacher's day. Each student requires the same number of individual repetitions, because when you said it to Johnny, Susie wasn't listening!

Amy Flanagan said...

Thanks for the comments. Glad you can relate. Some nights I stay up super late just so I can hear my own silence.

Farid Ahmad said...

Just discovered your blog and I'm loving it !!

Specially love this one

Amy Flanagan said...

Thanks, Farid!