Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
If you ever pull your refrigerator out to clean underneath it and you happen to puncture the copper wire that delivers water to the ice maker and water starts shooting all over your kitchen like an open fire hydrant on a hot day in Brooklyn, duct tape will not stop the flow of water so do not waste ten minutes trying to make it work. Especially if you have wood floors. There is probably a shut off valve somewhere in your basement that will stop the flow of water with a simple turn of a knob. It is good to know this important tip BEFORE you need it.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Am I the only one who finds it interesting to see what people Google? Before you answer, read on:
homeless looking sweatshirt
macbook air conga line
i hate cat bumper sticker
real life size characters
if you feel you are only one human in this world
what sytle underwear am I
the shortest marriage in the world
how to put on a thong
what is organ donation and why is it used
smell like downy
this is hell and i am the devil
mylie cyrus thong
i think i love mylie cyrus
i've always wanted one of those
election year prom themes
pee my thong
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
That sentence is hardly ever true.
Slow dancing is okay. But please, tv show writers, unless your show stars Jennifer Beals (and you know who you are) please leave out the dancing scenes. It's awkward for everyone.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
It's odd that I get emails that tell me if I forward them to 10 people my wishes will be granted, but if I don't something horrible will happen to me.
It's even more peculiar that I get these from people who love me.