Today I got all the details on my waiter's ex-girlfriend's father's job in radio.

All I really wanted was a sandwich.

Would it be possible to love somebody whose mind you could read?

The 4th Friday in November should be You'reWelcome Day.

After saying thanks and gorging ourselves on Thursday, we all wake up on Friday with the sole mission to do something so nice that somebody else says, "Thank you." And we say, "You're welcome."

You should Google yourself at least twice a year.

It's the social equivalent of checking your credit report. You just never know.

Things people have Googled and consequently ended up at this blog. Welcome.

lethargic rabbit
are vespas cool?
i can't find my cell phone in my house
whats another word for lethargic
the song that goes like I met my own lover in the grocery store
compare and contrast the use of irony in the gift of the magi
what's another word or another?
feeling sorry
imagine i don't deserve you
how long is too to dry my clothes
bob minihan
what does NFT mean
Am I right in assuming
my hot mailman
snowboarding lingo
my old lover blog
are vespas cool
i don't deserve you, but i deserve you

Which came first, the noun "fly" or the verb "fly"?

Oh.

theshortestreallychillingblogentryintheworld

I would hate to have the same name as someone who did the same thing as me only a lot better.

"No, this the other Clint Eastwood. But I'm still interested in directing your movie."

I think Veterans Day sales should be for Veterans only. Anyone who has ever fought in a war for our country gets 95% off anything they want.

Happy Veterans Day to everyone who qualifies for this discount. Saying "thank you" gives new meaning to the phrase "thank you." I have no discount to offer, but you can read my blog for free. (Cue "Little Drummer Boy" music: Pa rump pum pum pum.)

I remember when Senators represented their state, not their party.

Which is kind of weird since I usually can't even remember where I parked my car.

Apparenty the writers went on strike before coming up with clever sayings for their picket signs.

Dancing in a conga line to mock conga lines is still dancing in a conga line.

This realization came to me at the head of a conga line.

Fictional characters should not have real life blogs.