Thursday, October 29, 2009

"So I told my husband 400 random strippers is way better than one special one."

This is not the sentence to be saying when you're talking a little too loud and the restaurant suddenly gets very quiet. Don't ask me how I know this.

6 comments:

Barbara(aka Layla) said...

I don't get it.

Katherine said...

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Chris said...

Arranging another surprise party for your father-in-law's birthday?

Jayar said...

Personally I'd prefer six in one hand, half a dozen in the other.
Please don't tell my wife.

Nikki said...

Similarly, when recounting the tale of how your daughter (who loves Robin, as in Batman and...) watched a cartoon talking about his origin and found out his name was "Dick Grayson" you should make sure you don't have too much wine in your system and blurt out "I love Dick" with too much enthusiasm in a restaurant. No one will believe you were simply quoting your six-year-old.

Amy Flanagan said...

Nikki, nice one...
Yes, I said this after my husband came home from a bachelor party in Dallas where there were a warehouse full of strippers and he spent the whole night talking to one about her kids, school, etc. Oye.