I always feel sad when I notice a fly has gotten caught in my car. Especially if I'm on a long trip.
Now I've relocated a fly. When we get out he'll have to make all new friends. Find a new family. Get a new job. And he's only got 2 to 4 weeks to do it.
But when it arrives at its new destination, it'll be feted as a winged Kerouac. Every other fly will want to hang out and share a turd with that little celebrity.
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It's like the witness protection program for flys!
But when it arrives at its new destination, it'll be feted as a winged Kerouac. Every other fly will want to hang out and share a turd with that little celebrity.
I just picture him with a tiny cardboard sign that reads, "Help me! Help me!"
But that's probably a little obscure.
A nice approach to things...
Okay, so we have a runaway, a poet and a victim of a kidnapping...now I want to sit down and have a drink with the fly!
(And hey, thanks, drewz!)
In honor of the little lost fly,
I have changed my avatar.
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