Monday, June 30, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My goal is that eventually whatever you Google, you get to theshortestblogintheworld. Here are the latest Google entries that brought you here.

Welcome new readers. And thanks for Googling:
another word for impatient
shortest Catcher in the Rye notes
vote for prom king sayings
shortest lady in the world
hangman with words for six year old
tattoo cats
i want to read a blog
things people googled
how far should printer be from your desk
people who feel weird
"old lover" pregnant
"shut the #%^ up when you're talking to me"
shortest mother in the world
i wish i was there to help quotes
fellow countrymen definition
flies or fly which came first
was Tim Russert an organ donor

Monday, June 16, 2008

Ah, it's crazy...

Four handy syllables silently agreed on by the "36 and over" masses to be an acceptable end to any conversation deemed not going anywhere.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Forget economic stimulus packages, let's legalize gay marriage!

California is expecting a $684 million boost to its economy thanks to upcoming same-sex marriages. Let's ensure economic stability and human rights with one fell swoop. Go America!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

I've never utilized anything.

I use things. I like using things. I don't think utilizing anything would be fun. 

Nobody ever utilizes a water balloon.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Do you read my blog?

I'd like to know how many people read my blog, but I'm not very technical. I did sign up for sitemeter which tells me how many hits I get each day, but I don't now how many different people those hits represent. So, if you read can you just yell out, "I DO!" and I'll count you all up.