This morning my shower introduced itself to me. Nobody likes a smart ass, Pal.

The boxes are still the best part of the gift.

Did they really name their company Ho Logic?

And we're only one hour into the day.

Me to Sawyer (on his way out the door to school): You know you're still in your pajamas, right?
Sawyer (looking down): Oh shoot. Okay, I'll correct that.

I love that little kids aren't embarrassed to wear diapers.

I think there is a lesson in here for all of us.

Just got back from Target.

Look out world! The Flanagan boys are wearing pants all the way down to the ankles tomorrow.

Lefties say they'll move to Canada if their candidates lose. Righties say they'll lay off workers if their candidates lose.

 Yet those in our military put it all on the line day after day, unconditionally, no matter who wins or loses. That should be our center. 

Happy Veteran's Day, military heroes (and that includes families). We owe you everything.