By the looks of his iTunes receipts, I don't think I have to worry about peer pressure getting to my 8 year old anytime soon.

My laptop knows all my secrets.

I think it's ironic that I don't know what the inside of my nose smells like.

I'm sure it has an odor that I am just so accustomed to I no longer notice.

Wrong.

Yup.

I wish this worked in my line of work.
Due date: When it's done.