I have given in to :) but will never give in to ;).

Oh, I'll probably give in to that one too. :)

I think Monsanto is behind Farmville.

I am a big fan of antiperspirant. But I wish there were also such a thing as a perspirant so I could look more impressive at the gym.

The Poland Spring Resort sells Poland Spring Water by the bottle. If I order tap do they ship it in from Massachusetts?

Decided to just go out and drink from the lake instead.

Dear Top 40 radio station, 40. Really? Perhaps you should change your name to top 17.

Just got back from an amazing vacation in the middle of Maine where people really know what the important things in life are.

Hint: New cars and new shoes are not two of them.

Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Maine.
Every time I visit a new state, I like this country even more.

It's weird that those guys stay in such good shape only playing soccer once every four years.

Go, World Cup!