What I learned this summer: Just because you have a rearview camera doesn't mean you don't have to look out the frontview window.

Oh, look. I'm low on wiper fluid.

I am blogging at 35,000 feet on American Airlines and still I want it to be free. What is wrong with me?

When my parents were kids they had to blog uphill both ways.

I think the whole idea of black holes was invented by super smart people to freak the rest of us out.

It is their way of getting revenge for taking so much abuse in school. If you listen to the description of a black hole it was obviously thought of by someone as they were receiving a good, old-fashioned swirly.

Yesterday I turned 43 and finally became mature enough not to pillage all the shampoos, lotions, soaps and note pads from the hotel room.

Well, I almost became mature enough not to do that. Almost.

Heads up: there actually ARE dumb questions.

I'm sorry if someone mislead you.

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I could be the Jeff Foxworthy of my own little niche. You know your husband works in sports marketing when...

When people at your 25th year high school reunion say you look exactly the same, does that mean you looked like a 42 year old lady in high school?

My mom is recovering from spinal surgery like a true champion. When I grow up I want to be just like her.