Sometimes a colon and a close parenthesis is just a colon and a close parenthesis. :)

Design Within Reach apparently does not understand my arm span.

My iPhone only works at the Apple Store. It's like the Warner Brother's frog of cell phones.

Someone should tell these people this is nut a good name.

The food at the restaurant says it's homemade. The food at the grocery store says it's restaurant quality. Now I don't know where to eat.

Someone should make a toupee for shrubs.

Sometimes those hedge clippers get a little addictive.

It would be really confusing if the world changed days at noon instead of midnight.

(Today's guest blogger: my 10 year old son, Sawyer.)

Last night the sun shined and its light went across the universe, bounced off the moon and landed right in my bedroom. How lucky am I?

I hate it when my GPS argues with me.