GODBLEH!

Whenever I hear one of those half sneezes, my mind always thinks a half blessing.

I think you should get to re-register for stuff after you've been married twelve years.

My salad spinner is trashed.

I like seeing those joggers who look like they're being chased.

I always wonder if they live their whole life that way.

My 7 year old cries for 20 heartbreaking minutes every time he loses a baby tooth.

I think he understands.

I remembered that I left my husband's sunroof open halfway through the storm.

So is the car half empty or half full?



Note: My husband ran out in the rain in his socks, dried out his car and was very nice about it. So I guess it's half full.

Me (to my 9yo): Life is good, isn't it?

My 9yo: I'm not sure so I just trust the t-shirts.
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Sometimes I like when I'm out and about without my kids. I get to push all the buttons.