Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
It seems to be some odd device with which organic types perform waterboarding on themselves. I think I'll just stick with letting the Dr. Pepper go up my nose.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
I've heard it said that the world is evolving so quickly that if you stop to read instructions, what you are trying to learn will be outdated by the time you finish reading.
This is exactly why I don't think everybody has to go to college.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
When my 8yo son told me over breakfast that he knew what sex was, there were many appropriate responses:
1. Where did you learn about that?
2. How do you feel about it?
3. Do you have any questions?
Me? I chose:
4. Well, don't tell your brother.
Monday, April 7, 2008
No matter what your title (art director, head of catering, CFO), if you sit near the printer people will ask for help with it. It's as if they think proximity gives you printer wisdom. As if, while the rest of the office toils in isolation, the printer is silently sending you the untold secrets of the printing world.
I know. I'm one of those people. Where's the 11 x 17 paper?
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
And I'm honoring Max Pfennighaus at Digital Influence Group! Besides being an all-around great guy, he was the first to send my blog to a bunch of Social Marketing people thus garnering me the first followers who weren't my mom. Thanks, Max! And happy Good People Day! (And thanks to Michelle for sending it to Max. You rock, too!)
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
I'm starting a new feature on this blog. If you invent the products of my dreams for me, I will promote them on my blog for you.
Today's product: Face Spray.
Like hairspray only it keeps your makeup in place. (Even on the windiest of days!)
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Welcome to you who Googled:
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