Yes, it's true. I'm giving out pretzels.

Low fat. Low in sugar. Unable to break windows. Happy Halloween.

The only people I know are wrong are those who are absolutely sure they are right.

And then having to use the restroom at Star Market turned out to be the highlight of my day.

David Wilson CPA, this blog's for you!

Hi David! This is for you. Yes, you! I don't know you and you don't know me, but I know there must be a CPA named David Wilson and I figured that someday you would Google your name and find a blog devoted to you for a day!! Welcome to your blog, David Wilson the CPA!!! Have a great David Wilson Day!

And now a word from my seven year old.

Why does your head go forward when you sneeze? Shouldn't the rush of air out propel your head backward?

I feel powerful

when I recieve mail intended for somebody else.

How many million dollars would you have to have before you refused to do a headstand for a million dollars?

nft

I lost $20 yesterday.

I'm thinking of putting up signs around the neighborhood. And if someone returns my $20 I'll reward them with a cat.

Why I'm voting for John Edwards.

Please, the man can talk to dead people! If you think Karl Rove was a powerful advisor just wait until this guy gets in trouble and rings up George Washington! Winston Churchill! Charles Nelson Reilly! Ghandi!

Lady Bird Johnson

I always feel really, really bad when I hear about someone dying and my first reaction is, "Wow. I didn't know she/he was still alive."
Here's to you Merv Griffin, Bret Sommers and Charles Nelson Reilly!

Clown scary.

This morning I found myself driving behind a small grey Chevy that had a stuffed bear wearing a karate outfit sitting in the back window. Later that day and three towns over, I found myself driving directly behind that same small grey Chevy with the stuffed bear wearing a karate outfit sitting in the back window.

"If walls could talk maybe I wouldn't be so lonely."

No, it's not about me. I have a husband and these two kids who talk on and on and on. (Oh, to be lonely...) But wouldn't that be a great country music lyric? Though, if I were that lonely it certainly would explain this blog, wouldn't it?