Carpe remote?

Those people in the John Hancock commercials should just pick up the phone and call each other.

They are all one step away from separate bathtubs.

Have you ever washed a whole box of Rice Krispies down the sink?

It's loud.

Marriage is awesome. And I mean that 100% sarcastically and 100% sincerely all at the same time.

And, by the way, I have the best husband in the whole wide world. (I mean that sincerely.) And today is our 14th anniversary.