Always have "yes" in your heart, but a gatekeeper between your heart and your mouth.

Two tools I wish I could use in real life: "COMMAND + Z" and "Clear Cache".

I may be stuck in traffic, but at least I have something to read.

I am amazed how quickly a can of "less than 50% peanuts" becomes a can of peanuts.

TODAY'S GUEST BLOGGER IS BETH WEISS FROM SOUTH DAKOTA. THANK YOU, BETH!

I can either lose 15 pounds in three weeks or just tell everyone at my high school reunion that I'm pregnant.

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I'm not, but they'll never follow up on it.

Saw John Williams and The Boston Pops tonight. That man can make me simultaneously afraid to swim in the ocean and confident my bike can fly.

There is no dignity in squeezing that last glass of wine out of the box.

Spellcheck on my iPhone just changed LIVE to LOVE. Everyone's a philosopher.