Here is a shower designed by a man.

My apologies to anyone who was parking in the parking garage across the street.

Peace is the ultimate luxury.

A guy at Starbucks just asked me to watch his laptop. I must look trustworthy. Bursting w/pride & thinking Girl Scout uniform was a good investment.

Boston to New York on the Acela always makes me want to run through the train car ripping off young men's ties yelling: RUN! RUN! BE FREE!

But instead I sit, quietly typing on my laptop.

If a dried up grape is a raisin, then what is a dried up raisin called? Not that I just found some under my couch or anything.